What has a bottom at the top?
What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?
What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I?
No legs have I to dance, No lungs have I to breathe, No life have I to live or die And yet I do all three. What am I?
How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?