A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, A tear to your eye, Or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?
Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
What question can you never answer?
Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What happened?