What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
What has a bottom at the top?
What did the sleepy Australian bear say at the job interview?
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?
What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim?