Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place.
What place would you be in now?
A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
What did the sleepy Australian bear say at the job interview?
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?
What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
